Just mortal curious...serious answers please?

I know that some people find masturbation is a wrong article to do, and others find it natural. I sympathetic of fit into the natural box when it comes to masturbation, as I know that most associates do it and it is a safe, sexual experience that we dance through in our lives. We adjectives do it in different times of the sunshine and in different locations within our homes, but given that how many those are in our homes or walking departed, there is a possibility that some people may be caught. Has anybody be caught masturbating, and by whom? How did you feel if you did get hold of caught?...its ok to be honest.Just mortal curious...serious answers please?
I get horney adjectives the time. So i just run to the bathroom and do it. It don't matter who is within the house, they just presume iam going potty. No i have never gotten caught
Never that I know of. Close a few times. I suppose I would be morttified, unless it was by my husband.
I be in the living room masturbating to Carmen Electra on the T.V. My uncle walk in on me and said that I shouldn't masturbate so much because his son have the same "problem" and he concluded up spurting blood out of his peephole. That be very mortifying.
I've been caught, twice. It be very embarassing both times, but we didn't have a chat about it. Both times the party involved just kept on talking/doing what they be doing like it didn't even come to pass.

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